ARIZONA GOVERNOR SAYS UFO PROBE A JOKE

[In one of the weirdest turns yet in the ongoing Arizona UFO saga, Governor Fife Symington called a press conference to announce a serious investigation of the UFO claims, then made a joke of it only a few hours later. Outraged UFO researchers were quick to point out that Symington is currently on trial for multiple charges of fraud, but no one seemed able to explain or justify the governor's bizarre response to the UFO controversy that has rocked the state since March. The following text is excerpted from an AP newswire story dated June 19, 1997, written by Paul Davenport.]

PHOENIX (AP) -- An investigation into a UFO sighting over Phoenix? Surely Gov. Fife Symington couldn't be serious.

An aide said yes, the governor, a Star Trek buff, was sincere when he ordered a state investigation Thursday into a strange, boomerang-shaped light formation reported over Phoenix on March 13.

But several hours later, Symington said it was all a joke.

"This just goes to show you guys are entirely too serious," Symington said while his aides laughed heartily.

The governor called reporters to his office for a second news conference to announce "important leads" in the case.

With Department of Public Safety officers beside him, Symington said there had been a break in the case and that the source of the lights had been found. Then chief of staff Jay Heiler entered the room in a glittery, pink-and-silver space alien costume.

Symington, a Republican, had announced the probe during a break in his fraud trial. His announcement followed reports in the national media over the past few days that included footage of the lights.

"Obviously it wasn't an America West airliner or something like that," Symington said in the earlier news conference. "The video that I saw a quick glimpse of was intriguing, so I'm going to order a full, you know, investigation."

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